OSA Reimeiki

-I'm writing this on my itouch so give me a break-

Caught by surprise, the three of them weren't able to react fast enough. The guards, moving much swifter than the guards they met in the castle, shackled the three, rendering them helpless.

Yet more chattering approaches. As the rest of the friends drew closer unsuspecting, one of the guards whipped out with a long vine-like whip. Except this whip was alive. Snaking its way through the group, it curled itself around Rosita in a firm grasp. The other guards proceed to shackle the rest of the shocked group. Furious, Rosita began murmuring. Her eyes rolled back showing only the whites of it. She began shaking violently, then went limp.

Chuckling, the guard holding the whip, explained," Fool! This is an anti-magic whip, used on pathetic witches like yuu! There's no point in using yuur witchery, for it will just cause yuu more pain." Suddenly, Diya exploded. Or rather the chains binding her exploded, for now she was fully charged and had her cyborg strength back. Without hesitation, one of the guards pounced on Diya, forcing a metallic collar on her neck. Immediately, Diya powered down and was re-shackled.

The now arrested group of friends were led forcefully back to the castle, where they were handed back to the real guards of the castles.The group of elite guards turned to leave when the apparent leader of the group turned and said, "My name is Wenhao the Great. We are an elite group of assassins set to protect Our Highness. Do not forget us or yuu'll regret it."

The group, paying attention to his face for the first time, stared in amazement at Wenhao, his face, which was once so innocent, now tarnished with the evidence of evil and serenity. Not allowing a chance to respond, the group was led to their prisons.

Stumbling down the long, winding stairways to the dark dungeon, the group was prodded and shoved. With a hard shove, one of the guards accidentally tipped Anna too far. High off who-knows-what as usual, Anna functions exactly like a cow. When tipped, she is unable to get up again. With a cry, Anna fell the length of the spiraling staircase. Her cry went on for minutes on minutes, fading into the distance. Soon she was so distanced that even her voice disappeared. John started to cry, tentatively snaking his hands towards Maria yet again. Despite being chained up, Jessica managed to round house kick square on John's round feminine butt. Caught off guard by the sudden attack, John fell in the direction Anna had disappeared. If not for Nicole's convenient foot stuck out, John would have joined Anna's eternal tunnelling through the castle's endless stairway. But instead, he fell forward, planting a big smooch on one of the guards.

"Dude, quit feeling up whoever's around yuu," Nicole said cooly as Jessica gave a surprise cry. The guard, furious, turned to John and raised his arm threateningly. Suddenly, the walls around them began to glow with a rainbow of color. A soft eerie tune began to play in the background "... Gee gee gee gee baby baby..." Everyone turned to see Diya glowing with colors. The guard immediately recoiled with horror.

"DUDE! How did yuu do that?!?!" Rosita questioned, as she watched Emily's feet shuffle in time with the time.

"Oh yuu mean my screensaver?" Diya replied, lifting her arm to reveal a bright screen shining with dancing lights," It plays sounds too!"

Diya turned towards the guards. "And yuu should let us go before Rosita burns off yuur most precious posession!"

"WITCH!!" cried the guard, now pressed up against the wall shielding their manhood protectovely with their hands.

"Oh quit with this nonsense, yuu idiots." Everyone turned to the direction of the speaker. From the shadows emerged Mitchell, but enlarged by five times. The soldier's attention automatically focussed on him.

Trembling, they bowed their heads and whispered "Captain Kirby" in unison.
"Pathetic lowlifes... She may be a witch but we are in control of her at the moment. Execute her!"

The guards merely gawked at the enormous man, as if deciding whether they are more scared of their captain or Diya, whose screensaver has taken to illuminated a kirby bouncing back and forth.

"Wimps... I'll deal with yuu guys later," murmured Captain Kirby, as he drew a sword from the sheath strapped to his back. The sword was plain but magnificant. It was twice the size of the wielder with a simple rose design carved upon it.

"Wow...," whispered John, one hand clinging tightly onto Jessica, his other grasping out to Maria. Unfortunately, John's arms were unusually short and all he grasped was Maria's butt. Despite of the situation, Maria turned around, arm raised, and kneed John's family jewels.

"Usually when yuu raise yuur arm we expect yuu to use it to slap him...But that works too," Emily whispered to Maria, as she watched John rolling on the ground in pain as Jessica frantically tried to calm him down and make his "boo boo" feel better.

Captain Kirby, unaffected by what had just happened, picked up Diya and threw her down against a well. Forcing her down in a kneeling position, he raised his giant sword.

Everyone shut their eyes, except for Catherine who was still busy laughing at what happened to John. Everyone grew silent, except for John who was rolling around, whispering, "I want to have babies. Please let me still be able to reproduce."

A gentle breeze filled the room as the sword swung down with great force. (I'll give a cookie to whoever first tell me what is the final velocity of the sword if the initial velocity was 10 m/s and the acceleration was 113 m/s2 for 1.86 s)
The last thing they heard was John's feminine scream before the gentle breeze disappeared and everything went silent.


"Ahhhhhhhhhh-"

"Sigh... I knew I should have programmed in that chip to make yuu obey my every command. Then yuu wouldn't go messing around with my invention."
Everyone opened their eyes slowly, confused how everything disappeared. Instead they were in a small room, alit by a small glowing box located at the corner of room. Beneath them laid a vast dim glowing circle. In the middle of the circle laid Anna, still flailing her arms as if she was falling down an eternal winding staircase.

I stepped from the shadows, amused at everyone's wide shocked eyes. "Quit messing around with my inventions. Don't make me regret fixing yuu up Diya. The least yuu can do for me is to not mess around down here."

"What..? Inventions..? Fixing up Diya..?"

"Yuu might as well know since yuu'v found this place already," I sighed, " well I'm a scientist, if yuu guys haven't already figured out, and this is my underground laboratory. I found this place by chance one day and found it beneficial to me. What yuu guys have just been messing with, is my virtual time traveller. It's in beta mode right now, so whatever yuu guys see when yuu time travel will appear real but really is fake. Yuu guys were in no real danger. But don't look down on this machine, its only in beta mode, but it can time travel for real. It's just far too dangerous right now to do so, for I haven't figured out the real mechanics of it yet. Because of that I gave each of my helpers a piece of the star key that's essential in returning back to our time."

I held up a piece of the shattered stars, as more forms appeared behind me. "Ahh and here are my assistants: Wenhao and Mitchell. Anyways, for Diya, I found her beside my dimensional portal in the other room. She was gravely injured, with missing body parts and everything. Seeing how she didn't have long to live anyways, I decided to try to save her with technology. I fitted her with cyborg parts and placed a cyborg chip in her brain. That's how she's half a cyborg now. And don't bother asking her what happened, her memory was completely erased when I found her."

The group exchanged perplexed glances, clearly shocked and confused by the situation they were in and from what they had just found out.

"So Aaron... Yuu are-"

John was cut of by a squeel of delight from Anna. She has clearly figured that she was no longer falling down a staircase, for she is now busying herself with the small glowing box at the corner of the room.

"DON'T PRESS THE-"

Too late. Anna decided that the tiny violet button was worthy to be pressed. The circle underneath the group began to glow brightly in a rainbow of colors. A sudden flash of white filled the room then everything went black.

Grunting, I propped myself up with my elbow. Looking down myself, I saw that I have transformed. I was wearing a black v-neck shirt, and grey skinny jeans with chains strapped across and about it. I had a black vest and cloak on. Strapped on my back was a piano keyboard surprisingly. I shifted my attention to the rest of the people and their transformation...